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March 25, 2015

Holocaust jokes: Jews laughing all the way to the bank

Filed under: Germany, Holocaust — furtherglory @ 9:58 am

The picture below is shown at the top of a news article about Jews joking about the Holohoax Holocaust, which you can read in full here.

Church of the Holy Hoax

Church of the Holy Hoax

The following quote is a Jewish joke, which is included the news article, cited above.

Begin quote:

Hitler and Goering were arguing about the Jews, Goering stating that they were quite clever people and Hitler vehemently denying they were any such thing.

Finally Goering told Hitler that they should go out in the city and Goering would show Hitler it was true. Hitler agreed, so they disguised themselves and went out on the street.

Goering took Hitler into a shop, went up to the counter, and asked the clerk: “Do you have any left-handed teacups?” The clerk stared at Goering for a moment and then said no, mein herr, I do not.

The two left with Hitler complaining that he did not understand what the point of this was and Goering telling him to be patient. They went to another shop and Goering gave the same act: “Do you have any left-handed teacups?” The clerk stared and shrugged his shoulders.

They left with Hitler becoming incensed over this nonsense and Goering begging for patience. Finally they went into a Jewish shop; Goering again asked the clerk: “Do you have any left-handed teacups?”

The clerk smiled graciously, went into the back room and made a show of rummaging around, brought out a saucer and teacup, set down the saucer, and carefully placed the cup with the handle pointed so Goering could pick it with his left hand. “There you are, mein herr!” the clerk said.

Goering bought the teacup, thanked the clerk, and the two men left. Goering turned to Hitler and said: “See, I told you the Jews were very clever people.”

“I don’t see what was so clever about that,” Hitler snapped. “He just happened to have one in stock!”

End quote

This joke illustrates the Jewish belief that the Jews are smarter than the stupid Germans, and particularly smarter than Hitler.

But what did Hitler really think about the Jews?

Quoted below are some of the words spoken by Hitler, first in German and then in English:

Wir sind uns im klaren, daß dieser Krieg ja nur damit enden könnte, daß entweder die germanischen Völker ausgerottet werden, oder das Judentum aus Europa verschwindet. Ich habe am 1. September 1939 [sic] im Deutschen Reichstag es schon ausgesprochen. . . daß dieser Krieg nicht so ausgehen wird, wie die Juden sich es vorstellen, nämlich daß die europäischen arischen Völker ausgerottet werden, sondern daß das Ergebnis dieses Krieges die Vernichtung des Judentums ist. Zum erstenmal werden nicht andere allein verbluten, sondern zum erstenmal wird diesesmal das echt altjüdische Gesetz angewendet: Aug’ um Aug’, Zahn um Zahn!

We see clearly that this war could only end with the extermination of the Germanic peoples, or that Jewry must disappear from Europe. I already said it on September 1, 1939 [sic] in the German Reichstag…that this war will not end the way the Jews have foreseen it, namely that the European Aryan peoples will be exterminated; rather the result of this war will be the annihilation of Jewry. For once all the others will not bleed to death alone; for once the ancient Jewish law will come into play: an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

Quoted from Hitler’s speech of January 30, 1942 (monitored by the Allied monitoring service)

Das bolschewistische Ungeheuer, dem sie die europäischen Nationen ausliefern wollen, wird sie und ihre Völker dereinst selbst zerfetzen. Der Jude aber wird nicht die europäischen Völker ausrotten, sondern er wird das Opfer seines eigenen Anschlages sein.

The Bolshevist monster, to which they want to deliver the European nations, will someday tear them and their people to pieces. The Jew will not however exterminate the European peoples, rather he will be the victim of his own plot.

Quoted from Der Führer über die Juden (1943)

The road to the gas chamber at Auschwitz-Birkenau

My 2005 photo of the road to the gas chamber at Auschwitz-Birkenau shows a famous photo of a woman and her children walking to the gas chamber

On my second trip to Auschwitz-Birkenau in 2005, I was walking down the main road through the camp when I heard a man, who looked Jewish, laughing about the poster which is displayed at the head of a road which bisects the camp from north to south.

Famous photo of woman and children walking to the gas chamber at Auschwitz-Birkenau

Famous photo of woman and children walking to the gas chamber at Auschwitz-Birkenau

The famous photo above was taken on the road that runs north and south through the center of the Birkenau camp. The woman and her children are walking to the north side of the camp where two gas chambers, called Krema V and Krema IV, were located. The tracks shown in the photo are narrow gauge tracks used to carry building materials to the new section of the camp, called “Mexico,” where barracks were being built for 50,000 more inmates at Birkenau.

I was appalled that a Jewish tourist would be laughing about the Holocaust.  Now I know why he was laughing: he was laughing all the way to the bank.